Hello

This is my first 3D game. It is about a gigantic deforming T-posing anime girl throwing fishes and hearts at you. Your goal is to catch them. You move with WASD and the mouse. It's a first person game. You know how to play first person games.

When a girl throws hearts at you that means she likes you (probably), so you want to catch them. When a girl throws fishes at you that means she doesn't like you (trust me, I speak from experience), but fish is still tasty, so you might want to catch some of them as well, as long as you don't catch too much. You can do this for 20 seconds. Your score is calculated according to the formula

score = cos(pi*(f-0.611f*h))+((h-18.1f)^2)-((11.3f-f)^2) +3*h-f)

where f is the number of fishes you catch and h is the number of hearts you catch.


The game was made with unity3d. The music was made in Logic Pro by ya boi. I know the vocals are kinda iffy, but let's not focus on that too much.

The anime girl model is from https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/characters/humanoids/humans/alice-chan-...

The heart is from https://www.cgtrader.com/free-3d-models/various/various-models/simple-symbolic-h...

The fish is from https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/characters/animals/fish/fish-polypack-2...

The cover image was made with DiffusionBee.

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 3.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorDennisMagnusson
GenreAction
Made withUnity

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The score I got was 168, try beating that chumps.

Thank you for playing my weird game from a year and a half ago. I don't remember if 168 is a good score or not, but it sounds pretty good. 

I wish you all the love, and a small but sufficient amount of fishes, in the world  ⊂⁠(⁠◉⁠‿⁠◉⁠)⁠つ

Best video game antagonist andlove intrest at the same time

Ah, yes! Maybe love was the antagonist all along!

you created a good game

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Yet another masterpiece released by the critically acclaimed DennisMagnusson. The game invites you into what will undoubtedly be a magical experience with the description of perfection - as if handed down to us mere mortals from the heavens above, we are blessed with the most based scoring formula of all time. Thank you. 

The Gigantic Anime girl, with her towering presence and fierce personality, embodies the emotional poverty experienced by the average humans - living at the feet of our oppressors, we can do not a thing except accept the love and hate bestowed upon us by those in control. We yearn for the warmth of hearts, but are inevitable crushed by the fish - fish here is a brazen reminder of the abhorrence of modern living. Their speed, smell, and agility so prominently displayed as they are yeeted through the air only to collide with us causes us to really feel like a fish. Blub blub.

Combine this surrealist perspective of the impertinence of modern society with the absolute behemoth of a soundtrack assaulting and yet paradoxically caressing our eardrums at the same time - one is left to wonder just how such a masterpiece could be created by a mere mortal. 

Good game thank you for creating

I got 171 score heck yeah 😎 

thank